Tonight I found all these cool stinckers from  REDBUBBLE.COM. I'm a weirdo for my age, I still like putting stickers on my car, partially because it's OLD and needs them so no one think I don't *KNOW* that it's a bit of a wreck, and secondly it just reminds me of being younger. Conversely I *HATE* buttons, like the kind with sayings and photos- absolutely HATE them. Thank god these aren't buttons!

BEST PUG STICKER EVER~

Have I mentioned how much I LOVE "RETRO" 70s..

WORD!

SUMO DOGS....
but they are FRENCHIES? Shouldn't this have been two SHIBA INUS? .. *IF* we are being authentic here.

When good crafts go to the DOGS...it's REGRETSY TIME.

Have you heard of Regretsy? It's a fantastic BLOG/SITE that highlights some of the MOST HORRID selections of crafty merchandise you might never otherwise run across from ETSY.COM, a very popular commercial site for artist, craftspeople and resellers. Etsy brings crafters and their wares to a unified marketplace where like-minded people can browse online and buy  them, like a MEGA renegade craft fair 24-7.

Before I move on to comment on my VERSION of Regretsy, First things first...

#1 I LOVE people making stuff, so KUDOS to anyone for making stuff.

#2 Finding hideous stuff on Etsy was harder than I thought. Maybe I'm just a happy optimist.

#3 If any of this is yours, please don't take it personal...I probably LOVED your other stuff for $ale, but you gotta ADMIT, it takes a special person to LIKE THESE items...I HOPE you sell them!

Here's some of the words i searched to try to get AWFUL regresty worthy dog stuff DOGS + FLEECE Dogs + COLORFUL DOGS + WOW DOGS + RAINBOWS DOGS + LITLLE +FLUFFY +CUTE I might as well have searched DOGS + JAPANESE...let me try that now.
NOPE! Japanese stuff is CUTE & GLITTERY!

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You could pretty much sell me ANYTHING with a chihuahua on it...but NO not this. This is like a Badgerhuahua. It reminds me of Caddyshack and also the toothbrush commercial in the movie Grease.
Creepy neo-natal chihuahua sketch for $ale. 2.50 GBP
New life ACEO Chihuahua Print by majestikart on Etsy

 via etsy.com

WOW! you say you did that on a COMPUTER, Really? I couldn't tell...
AT ALL.  Dog of All Colors Original Digital Drawing by CoolBlueDog ONLY $75.00
 

Apparently, that's FABRIC....I thought it was a melted bottle cap of some sort...ALSO the description tells me that's a GOLDEN RETRIEVER puppy in the center.  "Are you certain?' ---"of course-Look at the ears!"

hmmmm...once it's covered with hair [In case you HAVE NOT GUESSED-it's a hair clip] who can tell.
Bowwow by Nanniegoat

WOW...was "Crosseyed" and "Needs Grooming, but has had recent pedicure" searchable-Who knew?
Adorable Vintage Dog Planter Made in by 23burtonavenue $12.00

So THERE is a BLANKET in there?...and a LOOFA? LIke a SPONGE?  Oh a LOOFA toy? I think that's confusing for most people.
I thought it was going to be a Bonzai Kitten when I ordered it-Drat.
DOG Blanket w/FREE Loofa Toy medium by KingMtnTreasures $18.00
   

AND IN CASE YOU REALLY want to get serious about this snow!

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